Random Musing #28: Narendra Modi’s Bedtime Routine
We might make it a series till the elections get over.
The following short is inspired by Cillian Murphy’s Bedtime Routine in the New Yorker. We might make it a series till the elections get over.
6PM: Ask Amit Malviya to stop using my account to tweet random nonsense.
6:15PM: QT Beer Biceps and tell him dhokla is the secret to my energy.
7:00PM: Apply a mushroom mask.
7:15PM: Block Akshay Kumar's number on WhatsApp
7:16PM: Block Twinkle Khanna’s number as well.
7:30PM: Need to draw a “purana nata” with Bill Gates. Working line: “Mera to Microsoft se purana nata hai. Jab mein chota thaa, Windows se chai bechta thaa.”
8:00PM: Tell Amit Shah that we should get a few Congress leaders to tweet: “Satya Pareshan Ho Sakta Hai, Parajit Nahin.”
8:01PM: Ask Stalin to make a few more comments about Sanatan Dharma.
9:00PM: Masterstroke
9:01PM: Naah. Call up S Jaishankar and tell him to put a call to Doland.
9:02PM: Doland is busy. He’s in court. What a loser.
9:15PM: Check my TN speech tomorrow to ensure I don’t mispronounce anything in Tamil. Those guys are as touchy as Bengalis about their language.
9:30PM: Change sleeping suit.
9:41PM: Tell Hiren to learn a bit of Arabic. Singing Tamally Ma’ak won’t cut it every time.
10:00PM: Lightly drift off to sleep before remembering I don’t sleep. Ask Ajit if he wants to watch The Empire Strikes Back.
Glad to have started the day with this... lightens the day :-)