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GUY JUSTSUM's avatar

As ever, excellent piece. Did your wife, or your mother, make you write it? What dirt did they discover that put you into the compromising position?

I met an IITian a few months ago. Just a mess of a man. Barely a man at all. He stalked me for a month, until I finally told him I was going to start billing him for my counsel, which he found fascinating, but had to intent to follow.

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Nemo's avatar

If it was coerced by my mamma, wouldn't I claim I studied very hard?

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GUY JUSTSUM's avatar

idk. that's above my pay grade, comrade brother. i'm just a stupid writer.

different women wield different carrots, different sticks. who knows what makes a madman sing?

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